There are a billion people in China. It’s not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you’re a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
—A. Whitney Brown
Topics: Humility
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
—A. Whitney Brown
Topics: Laughter
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
—A. Whitney Brown
Topics: Discontent
Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.
—A. Whitney Brown
Topics: Gardening
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
—A. Whitney Brown
I’m not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn’t exist? That’s way too convoluted for me.
—A. Whitney Brown
Topics: Atheism
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