If the real estate gang could, they’d raise the rents in the graveyard
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.
The news of any politician’s death should be listed under “Public Improvements.”
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. On Washington D. C.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Remember when $25,000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
- Bill Veeck American Sportsperson
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