Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
If the real estate gang could, they’d raise the rents in the graveyard
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. On Washington D. C.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Remember when $25,000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
The news of any politician’s death should be listed under “Public Improvements.”
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