A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Optimism
The news of any politician’s death should be listed under “Public Improvements.”
—Frank Lane
Topics: Politics
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Politicians, Politics
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. On Washington D. C.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Cities, City Life
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Business
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Ignorance
If you want to see the sunshine, you have to weather the storm.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Adversity, Perseverance, Resolve, Weather, Endurance, Difficulties
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Home
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Morality, Morals
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Liberalism
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Winners, Oddity, Winning, Peculiarity
The way to a woman’s heart is through your wallet.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Love
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Enemy, Enemies
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Time Management, Time, Lawyers
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Conservatives
If the real estate gang could, they’d raise the rents in the graveyard.
—Frank Lane
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Humor, Jokes
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Greatness & Great Things, Greatness
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Sin
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Voting, Stupidity, Elections
Remember when $25,000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
—Frank Lane
The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
—Frank Lane
Topics: Reading, Books
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