Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
—George Burns
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
—George Burns
Topics: Age
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
—George Burns
Topics: Aging, Age
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