Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
A symphonic conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that, regardless of his approach or temperament, the eventual result is the same — the orchestra will hate him.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that’s played at Carnegie Hall.
It’s not what you are; it’s what you don’t become that hurts.
Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.
I once said cynically of a politician, He’ll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.
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- Vladimir Horowitz Russian-born American Pianist
- Stephen Sondheim American Musician
- Sammy Davis, Jr. American Singer
- Barbra Streisand American Musician
- Elvis Presley American Musician
- Mel Brooks American Film Actor
- Arthur Rubinstein American Pianist
- Louis Armstrong American Musician
- Lou Reed American Musician
- Tupac Shakur American Rapper, Actor