See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain’t no time to be sane.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there’s a bowl of milk in it for them.
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, and I guarantee you’ll win no matter the outcome.
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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