Inspirational Quotations

Inspirational Quotations on Computers

On artificial intelligence: the real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
B. F. Skinner (1904–90) American Psychologist, Social Philosopher, Inventor, Author

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
Andy Rooney (b.1919) American Writer, Humorist, TV Personality

I only know one person who was able to write a program in ink and have it run the first time. That was Dick Bloch. He drove nearly all of us crazy because he could do that. Since the Mark I was a relay and step counter machine, it was not too difficult to change the circuits. Every once in a while, Dick would get the idea of a new circuit that would make his problem run faster. He’d get together with one of the operators during the night and they would fix the circuit. The next morning my programs wouldn’t run. It’s much better to have machines that the programmers cannot alter.
Commander Aiken was a tough taskmaster. I was sitting at my desk one day, and he said, You’re going to write a book. I said, I can’t write a book. He said, You’re in the Navy now. And so I wrote a book. I have it here with me. This is the Mark I manual.
Howard Aiken always said that one day we would have computers that would fit in a shoe box. I don’t t know how he knew that, but he did.
Grace Hopper (1906–92) American Naval Officer, Mathematician

There is never finality in the display terminal’s screen, but an irresponsible whimsicality, as words, sentences, and paragraphs are negated at the touch of a key. The significance of the past, as expressed in the manuscript by a deleted word or an inserted correction, is annulled in idle gusts of electronic massacre.
Alexander Claud Cockburn (1941–2012) Irish American Political Journalist

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger or heavier.
Bill Gates (b.1955) American Businessperson, Entrepreneur, Philanthropist, Author

I think computer viruses should count as life. Maybe it says something about human nature, that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive.
Stephen Hawking (1942–2018) English Theoretical Physicist, Cosmologist, Academic

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.
Louis V. Gerstner Jr. (b.1942) American Businessman

I don’t think there’s anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain that make up perceptions and emotions operate in a binary fashion. We can someday replicate that on a machine. Earthly life is carbon based and computers are
Bill Gates (b.1955) American Businessperson, Entrepreneur, Philanthropist, Author

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Sydney J. Harris (1917–86) American Essayist, Drama Critic

Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. It is wrong to expect some final satisfaction to come from money or from a computer.
The 14th Dalai Lama (b.1935) Tibetan Buddhist Religious Leader, Civil Rights Leader, Philosopher, Author

Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Unknown

If you don’t know how to do something, you don’t know how to do it with a computer.
Unknown

The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.
George Goodman (b.1930) American Economist, Author

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Anonymous

Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?
Anonymous

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what’s a workstation..?
Anonymous

Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Sam Ewing (b.1949) American Sportsperson

The computer is a moron.
Peter Drucker (1909–2005) Austrian-born Management Consultant

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov (1920–92) Russian-born American Writer, Scientist

Where the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1 1/2 tons.
Anonymous

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov (1920–92) Russian-born American Writer, Scientist

Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.
Grace Hopper (1906–92) American Naval Officer, Mathematician

I don’t think there’s anything unique about human intellience. All the nuerons in the brain that make up perceptions and emotions operate in a binary fashion.
Bill Gates (b.1955) American Businessperson, Entrepreneur, Philanthropist, Author

There will still be things that machines cannot do. They will not produce great art or great literature or great philosophy; they will not be able to discover the secret springs of happiness in the human heart; they will know nothing of love and friendship.
Bertrand A. Russell (1872–1970) British Philosopher, Mathematician, Social Critic

It is hardly surprising that children should enthusiastically start their education at an early age with the Absolute Knowledge of computer science; while they are unable to read, for reading demands making judgments at every line. Conversation is almost dead, and soon so too will be those who knew how to speak.
Guy Debord (1931–94) French Philosopher

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second- rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English Novelist, Scriptwriter

I’m not against machines, as are some people who feel that the computer is leading us back into the jungle…I’m against machines only when the convenience they afford to some people is regarded as more important than the inconvenience they cause to all.
In short, I don’t think computers should wear the pants or make the decisions. They are deficient in humor, they are not intuitive, and they are not aware of the imponderables. The men who feed them seem to believe that everything is made out of ponderables, which isn’t the case. I read a poem once that a computer had written, but didn’t care much for it. It seemed to me I could write a better one myself, if I were to put my mind to it.
E. B. White (1985–99) American Essayist, Humorist

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.
Jean Baudrillard (1929–2007) French Sociologist, Philosopher

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
John F. Kennedy (1917–63) American Head of State, Journalist

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas J. Watson, Sr. (1874–1956) American Business Executive

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