Inspirational Quotations

Inspirational Quotations on Dogs

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
Holbrook Jackson (1874–1948) British Journalist, Writer, Publisher

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney (b.1919) American Writer, Humorist, TV Personality

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American Actor, Comedian, Singer

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American Humorist

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
Smiley Blanton

I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.
August Strindberg (1849–1912) Swedish Playwright, Novelist, Essayist

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash (1902–71) American Writer of Sophisticated Light Verse

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland (b.1932) American Essayist, Novelist

The meeting in the open of two dogs, strangers to each other, is one of the most painful, thrilling, and pregnant of all conceivable encounters; it is surrounded by an atmosphere of the last canniness, presided over by a constraint for which I have no precise name; they simply cannot pass each other, their mutual embarrassment is frightful to behold.
Thomas Mann (1875–1955) German Novelist, Short Story Writer, Social Critic, Philanthropist, Essayist

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner (1946–89) American Comedian, Actress

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw) (1818–85) American Humorist, Author, Lecturer

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher (1813–87) American Clergyman, Writer

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney (b.1919) American Writer, Humorist, TV Personality

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead (1861–1947) English Mathematician, Philosopher

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck (1902–68) American Novelist, Short Story Writer, Journalist

Who loves me will love my dog also.
Common Proverb

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Alexander Pope (1688–1744) English Poet

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
James Thurber

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American Actor, Rancher, Humorist

By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a noble animal?. The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward—you will never get her full confidence again.
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American Humorist

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ask Ann Landers (1918–2002) American Advice Columnist

A dog with two homes is never any good
Irish Proverb

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
Agatha Christie (1890–1976) British Novelist, Short-Story Writer, Playwright

Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz (1922–2000) American Cartoonist, Writer, Artist

The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls.
Anatole France (1844–1924) French Novelist

A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can’t get it by breeding for it, and you can’t buy it with money. It just happens along.
E. B. White (1985–99) American Essayist, Humorist

If there was any petting to be done…he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate affection, come and pull at my coat and sleeve until he could touch my face with his nose, and then go away contented.
Charles Dudley Warner (1829–1900) American Essayist, Novelist

The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
Winston Churchill (1874–1965) British Head of State, Political leader, Historian, Journalist, Author

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