I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
—Ian L. Fleming (1908–64) English Novelist, Journalist, Naval Intelligence Officer
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
—W. C. Fields (1880–1946) American Actor, Comedian, Writer
Horses have hoofs to carry them over frost and snow; hair, to protect them from wind and cold. They eat grass and drink water, and fling up their heels…. Such is the real nature of horses.
—Zhuang Zhou (369BCE–286BCE) Chinese Philosopher