Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
—Louisa May Alcott (1832–88) American Novelist
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes — and six months later you have to start all over again.
—Joan Rivers (b.1933) American Comedian, TV Personality, Actor
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
—Phyllis Diller (b.1917) American Actor, Comedian
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
—Katharine Whitehorn (b.1928) English Journalist, Writer, Columnist