A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
—Jerry Seinfeld
The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Understanding
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Babies
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Men
There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Topics: Family
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